Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Class 6
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Class 7
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
Class 8
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Class 9
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Class 10
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Okay, and something for the guys(well the women will enjoy it too)...this is very funny but not for the kids. Very "uplifting."
video - too freakin' funny!!!! thanks - needed a laugh!!!! am passing along to friends.....very funny!!!!
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Class 1
Economics 101 –
If we didn’t need it, you didn’t ‘save’ money by buying it, even if it was 20% off.
Class 2
Interpersonal Relations –
Don’t ask, “How do I look in these jeans?” if you know the answer already and don’t want to hear it from him.
Class 3
Business Communications –
Why talking about work is at the option of the worker.
Class 4
Fashion Design and the Marquis de Sade –
No, those shoes won’t be more comfortable after you’ve worn them for a while.
Class 5
Technical Education –
Which end of the hammer to hold and the differences between various types of screwdrivers.
Class 6
Dimensional Physics –
No more clothes will fit in your closet and why you must remove some before you add more.
Class 7
The Universe & Infinite Possibilities –
At least consider the possibility that sometimes your husband is right, even about parallel parking.
Class 8
He said, She said –
If he were to say it about you, and it would make you angry, don’t say it about him.
Class 9
Forestry and the Environment –
Consider how many trees must die to produce one roll of toilet paper. Use accordingly.
Class 10
Body Language & Alternative Communications –
Sure, he should say it more often, but just because he doesn’t doesn’t mean he doesn’t.