Sunday, January 18, 2009

Joe Steps Up for the Guys!

Well, as expected, one of my male followers has stepped up to defend the guys with his own set of "summer classes for women." Look ladies, it's only fair and I have to say, these are pretty spot on. Good job Joe. I am giving you equal time (or I'll post something else in a few minutes so these move down the list, either way!)

Enjoy the rest of your weekend everyone...snowing AGAIN in the Northeast (I'm going to have to talk my Californian friend Tami off the limb today) Hang in there baby...it's only January and the kids are off tomorrow. Hooray! More "family" time, isn't it a beautiful thing?

Okay, here is Joe's response to our classes for men:
Summer Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

Class 1
Economics 101 –
If we didn’t need it, you didn’t ‘save’ money by buying it, even if it was 20% off.

Class 2
Interpersonal Relations –
Don’t ask, “How do I look in these jeans?” if you know the answer already and don’t want to hear it from him.

Class 3
Business Communications –
Why talking about work is at the option of the worker.

Class 4
Fashion Design and the Marquis de Sade –
No, those shoes won’t be more comfortable after you’ve worn them for a while.

Class 5
Technical Education –
Which end of the hammer to hold and the differences between various types of screwdrivers.

Class 6
Dimensional Physics –
No more clothes will fit in your closet and why you must remove some before you add more.

Class 7
The Universe & Infinite Possibilities –
At least consider the possibility that sometimes your husband is right, even about parallel parking.

Class 8
He said, She said –
If he were to say it about you, and it would make you angry, don’t say it about him.

Class 9
Forestry and the Environment –
Consider how many trees must die to produce one roll of toilet paper. Use accordingly.

Class 10
Body Language & Alternative Communications –
Sure, he should say it more often, but just because he doesn’t doesn’t mean he doesn’t.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:50 PM

    okay...can see joe's point on most of those - but definately NOT number 7!!! There is no possibility, no way, no how, that husband is ever even remotely right......come on!! We ALL know that one!!!

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