Teenage daughter to mom:
"Do we have anything else going on today, I mean besides going to see Billy Elliott at the Opera House?"
Wait, is that all she thought we had up our sleeve? Pffff. Come on! We'll drive into town in a limo, meet the stars backstage for a personal autograph signing and come home to One Direction playing in our freaking back yard.
Sorry hon. That's all we had on tap for today. Bummer. Our kids don't get anything good.